no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress
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*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
honestly my entire life is just ¯_(ツ)_/¯ at this point
Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”
I called it ‘tenacity’ on my med school, residency, and fellowship applications.
But it was spite.
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn