This can’t be a real cat. This is like a Miyazaki kitty or something.
I accept the Miyazaki cat and it’s precious pink toe beans.
That eye liner tho
Absolute purrfection


Reminder that Colgate sued a YouTuber for making this.
And lost.
YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art
Zuko going into an angst coma because he made the right decision.
That moment when you make so many bad decisions in life that your body thinks it’s a virus when you finally do the right thing.
I had a dream that Nickelodeon made a Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide spin-off/sequel series set with the gang in college and it was really good – it had the same humor and spirit as the original show, and I was SO excited bc I absolutely LOVE the original series.
I was so disappointed when I woke up…
The Journey Begins
Thanks for joining me!
Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man














