My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*
Me: what is it girls? what do you see?
Tag: text posts
bird: *bounces instead of walking*
me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur
Empathy: I feel you
Sympathy: I feel for you
Lycanthropy: I feel awoo
adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow
I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.
The desperation only grows with years
Be the crow you wish to see in the world
-Collect Shiny Things
-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason
-Scream loudly when you see your friends
What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you
Daily reminder: the only thing ‘toxic’ that you need in your life is Toxic by Britney Spears.
Horny in Maine
stephen king’s latest best seller
do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs
good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude
- buddy
- bud
- pal
- neighbor
- *australian voice* mate
- *cowboy voice* partner
don’t forget
- *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL
*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON
MEATSACK.
PITIFUL HUMAN
Fucker
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself no matter what it takes
wuqs:
Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.
I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.
why did you start a competition that you’ve already won
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