alreadyaverage: somaddicouldscream: When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!” when you’re listening in on someone’s kinky thoughts and they think what if there’s a mind reader
theswedishelf: lawbreaker13: theswedishelf: lawbreaker13: theswedishelf: lawbreaker13: ineedtostopchangingmyusername: lawbreaker13: dreamsanddabs: lawbreaker13: hzs-modblog: little-rat-bastard: venusisfortransbians: meathorse: your heart is a muscle the size of a rat SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS The soles of your feet can never grow hair SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB… SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS *~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
mothbug: mothbug: every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
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