deluxetrashqueen:

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

thnksfrthmania:

saintmilady:

pearlisapear:

crazysenji:

Just so you all know..

This blog is 100% anti PETA.

We love our vegetarian and vegan friends and family (and I have a lot of them!!). We don’t support an organization that claimes to love animals and does nothing but hurt them and the people who love them.

Hugs and support to my extended dog show family at Crufts.

Not saying that youre wrong because peta is on some sketchy shit but what did they do to hurt animals?? Again not saying that ur wrong I just don’t know

PETA’s Shelter Euthanized 72% Of Its Animals Last Year.

PETA kills “rescued” lobsters by putting them in fresh water

PETA Joins Forces with Group Working to Kill All “Pit Bulls” Nationwide

PETA thinks that keeping pets is cruelty and slavery

PETA’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad History of Killing Animals 

More why PETA is horrible

We also do NOT support vegans that force their carnivorous pets to live on a vegan diet. Hypocrisy is somthing I HATE and if you really cared that much about animals you would do the research needed to feed your pets a species appropriate diet.

moonblossom:

stronghallelujahsroll:

jezunya:

commanderfraya:

egberts:

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

You can also help them understand by mixing kisses with rubbing your cheek/nose/forehead over the top of their head, their cheek, or down their shoulders, just like cats rub against each other and humans to show affection. Also gently bonking foreheads to imitate the ‘I love you please pet me’ headbutt. Brushing & scratching at itchy spots for them imitates the grooming that cats who live together in colonies do for each other. Basically just try to find hygienic ways of imitating cat social behaviors, short of actual licking, lol. 

My cat will touch her nose to mine & rub her cheek across my face, which allows me to plant a kiss on her cheek. When she’s sitting in my lap, she’ll tip her head back until I lean down and kiss or nuzzle the top of her head. I’ve even found her occasionally trying to imitate the “mwah!” sound of my kisses, where she’ll nuzzle my face and make little chirping “mah! mah!” sounds. Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put in the effort to speak theirs. 

@bigfootbutch

I used to kiss the top of Vinnie’s head all the time and say Kiss! when I did it. Now if he’s near my head, all I have to do is say “Kiss!” and he’ll affectionately headbutt me and then put his head next to my mouth so I can kiss him. He totally understands that it’s an affection thing.

feynites:

shiftythrifting:

thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy 

Likely intended reading: Cats are so bossy that they basically own your ass

Spooky reading: Cats literally own your life as part of some kind of bargain with the Forces Beyond

My reading: Your cat loves you so much that they value your life as surely as they value their own

the-aprils-only-fool:

sidras-tak:

here are some things I just heard:

  • a door slamming
  • someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
  • the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
  • someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

A Cat, a cat owner, and a cat lover who doesn’t own a cat yet.

I really hate to have to do this, but we need help!

Our sweet beautiful little shih tzu, Henry, was recently diagnosed with congestive heart failure.

He should be okay, as long as he takes the medications he was prescribed. The problem is, we are having a hard time affording his medication!

We have been struggling financially for years now, but recently, it has gotten a lot worse, and we are starting to fear that we won’t be able to pay for the medication that will extend Henry’s life. It would be devastating to all of us if we were to lose him – he is our life support dog. We all suffer with anxiety, depression, and other mental health issues, and Henry provides a huge amount of comfort to us and helps us survive our horrendously stressful day-to-day lives.

I would not be posting this here if the situation were not dire. If you can donate, it would help us tremendously and it would mean the world to us. If you cannot donate but would like to help us in other ways, please reblog this post and help spread the word to as many people as possible.

Please visit our YouCaring page if you would like to donate and learn more about the cause.

Please help save our wonderful little man!

saltydorkling:

spartathesheltie:

revolutionary idea: pet ownership is not a human right.

cats scratch. dogs bark. certain rare pets are not adapted to living in a regular domestic setting. if your home is not suited for an animal to express their most basic natural behaviours or your situation makes absolutely predictable traits into dealbreakers, then you should not have that kind of pet. “but i want one” is not an acceptable excuse for owning an animal you won’t provide for.

Fucking me @ any douche that declaws their cats or debarks their dogs. Get fucked.