peter – Emma's Blog

This is what happens when you impulse buy pets without doing any research

fatbodypolitics:

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

i like that the names we give outselves dont mean anything anymore

i just started watching a fallout new vegas speedrun and i was greeted by a normal, gentle voice saying “hey guys, this is Tomato Anus and this is a speedrun of fallout new vegas any%” and it didnt dawn on me how weird that was until like 10 seconds later.

trashycat2242:

mercenaryflower:

spiroandthelacktones:

blazepress:

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol