i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.
New Steven Universe Theory you’ve never heard before
Greg will fuck both Blue and Yellow diamond and give Steven siblings
Do you take criticism on your posts op
I take criticism like the diamonds will take Greg’s thundercock
op im going to shatter you
Greg whispered the same thing to the diamonds before he slid in 😔😔😔
The worst thing about this is that OP isn’t wrong. That’s literally what Greg planned to do to stop the Diamonds. “Time to turn on the old Universe charm.” Greg has smashed diamonds before, and plans to do so again. He has had a taste of giant space rock women, and will accept nothing else.
Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.
The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad.
The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.
And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized
^ kind of like that
Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao
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