my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it
doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
“he can’t raise his kid over his head”
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
do you ever suddenly realise that every last alchemist in fma is a nerd
they’re scientists. they’re nerds.
and yet somehow…… they also manage to be jocks.
they are the perfect combination of bro and loser. alex has more muscles than friends. roy sulks like a wet puppy when he can’t use his magic flames. ed can’t ride big rollercoasters.
only True Jock in this franchise is Riza Hawkeye and i think that’s beautiful
And Scar was an ultrajock, running around with stolen homework, hunting down nerds as the ultimate bully in Amestris.
The movie Titanic was 3 hours of a old white woman reliving one of her hoe stories about how she got rawed in the back of a Ford model T by a broke ass artist. Her selfish ass made Bill Paxton and his crew listen to that long ass story and didn’t tell them she had the necklace the entire time and dropped it into the fucking ocean.
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