So, it’s been a couple of years in the making, and I must thank everyone for their patience, as Bestiary Alphabetum vol. 1 and 2 are now available for purchase! As of right now, they’re only in softcover, but if the demand is high, I will upload hardcover editions as well.Â
It was about time I made a simple list of all the Fantasy Biology posts I’ve done so far, collected in one place. Some of the oldest ones are a different format, before I started doing them regularly, but I’ve included them anyway.
It may be that Nothics in particular are vulnerable to this sort of sympathy because of what causes them to come into being. But in a recent game, my Tiefling Bard – who is the party’s den mother since she acts like a hireling who cooks all their food, does their chores, and otherwise keeps them from turning into uncivilized murder hobos – “defeated” a Nothic in a similar manner. When the party stumbled across one in the depths of an old manor basement, it started psychically hissing about how great its hunger was, which was meant to intimidate the party.
Cue my Tiefling going “You poor darling, you’re skin and bones! C’mere, I’ve got five days worth of travel rations and the magical ability to make it actually taste good.” And then rolling a 25 on Persuasion in the process. The rest of the party just sort of hung back and gawked in horror while my Tiefling sat down to make the Nothic the first home-cooked meal it had eaten in decades, had a heartfelt chat with it, and sent it on its way with a smile.
There is something about nothics, for sure. After getting into a skirmish with one of them, the kids in my old before-school program (8-10yo) experienced surprising sympathy toward the cowering creature, and they decided to visit him twice a week and bring him better food than he was getting in this dingy cave. They insisted I give him a name, and so I wound up writing a whole redemption/cure arc for the monster.
another monster of the week type magical girl, her creator imbued a giant vat of lava lamp goo with a conscience to produce a minion. rooms melt away at her presence, and she can morph her hands into different weapons, but the heat she radiates forced her creator to store her in a giant lava lamp at all times when not unleashed on the heroes. she’s less than content with her containment and is always itching to break out. . . I don’t think I nailed it but it was fun to figure out and makes me want to draw this character more. She probably can also change colors, since that’s what lava lamps do, but whether or not that related to her mood or her powers is still up in the air.
Sally Hawkins in Godzilla: King of the Moster (2019)
She gonna fuck Godzilla now too!?
You fools. Clearly she has started a non-profit Monster Rescue and Rehabilitation charity with the love and support of her deeply devoted fish husband.Â