
The First Wielders of Fire Magic
(what a grand and petrifying discovery!)
Organized Chaos
I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is âfix thisâ, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account.  "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurersâ cart or healing a broken arm or âfixingâ a lock so that itâs in what the wizard considers the âcorrectâ (unlocked) position. Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.
Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this
Other casters: Thatâs not really how spells –
Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Â Guess we donât need a bridge.
Casters: How –
Wizard: *points at logs that wonât catch fire* Fix this
Other casters: Thereâs been too much rain, it wonât –
Wizard: Â I fixed it so that itâs in the same state it was yesterday. Â Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?
Casters: What –
Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this
Other casters: THATâS NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WEâRE GOING TO DIE
Dragon: *coughs* Did you just⊠cure my intestinal problems?  Iâve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down.  I wonât forget this kindness.
Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W
Iâm dying đđ


my witchsona this year! been feeling the need for balance & stability in my life and this was very therapeutic to make. (âĄâżâĄâż)
đ±basil (st. josephâs wort)
+ purification, wealth, good fortune, love
+ soothes anger and aids in reconciliation
+ used in love divination by burning on coalsÂđ±catnip (catâs wort)
+ love, beauty, happiness, sleep
+ develops psychic and emotional bond with felines
+ leaves are often used as magical bookmarksđ±laurel (bayleaf)
+ psychic development, protection, healing, strength, wishes
+ carry to ward off negativity and evil
+ manifest desires by writing them upon a leaf then burning it
đ±mugwort (sailorâs tobacco)
+ divination, astral projection, psychic abilitiesÂ
+ carry in a shoe for endurance during long journeys
+ often blended into teas or smoked for psychic effects
đ±patchouli (pucha-pot)
+ wealth, fertility, lust, protection
+ suitable substitute for cemetery dirt if needed
+ earthy musk makes for pleasant incense/oils/perfumesđ±peppermint (brandy mint)
+ sleep, healing, love, psychic powers
+ used to heal headaches, stomach pain, mild illness
+ blends well into most teas and aids digestion
đ±rosemary (dew of the sea)
+ mental powers, purification, healing, sleep, love
+ memory enhancing abilities useful for education
+ powerful healing and purification incenseđ±rue (queen of herbs)
+ healing, protection, mental powers, exorcism
+ fresh scent clears mind of heartbreak, envy, egoism
+ added to ritual baths to dispel curses and negativityÂ
đ±sage (garden sage)
+ wisdom, longevity, protection, wishes
+ often burned for protection, banishing evil, consecration
+ aids in overcoming sorrow; burned at funerals to relieve grief
đ±thyme (mother of thyme)
+ courage, purification, healing, sleep, faerie magic
+ grown in gardens to attract and commune with fae
+ burned to refresh energy and dispel melancholy
a necromancer is just a really late healer
âyouâre too late, doc, heâsâŠheâs already deadâŠâ
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
âhey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankleâ
*cocks gun* no but Iâll do you one better
concept: black magic which heals and protects
a doctor parts skin with a careful touch, turns a tumor into shadow, and seals his patient once more with black threads.
a teenager buys black pills from the pharmacy, swallows one, lies back. they find themselves shrouded in darkness, and for the first time in a long time they sleep well. in the morning they wake under their covers, safe and warm.
a parent casts a shadow over their child, whose body overheats quickly. with the shadow protecting them, the child can walk safely under the sun, fearing neither sunburn nor heat stroke.
light moves swiftly, but darkness is everywhere, and all connected. white magic transportation moves its passengers at dangerous speeds; itâs black magic which harnesses the everywhereness of the dark and turns it into the safest and most efficient transportation known to life.
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i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another
to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear âhey milo! look who came to say hello!â and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and sheâs holding a snake
Yer maâs a witch. Be nice to her