hoofbitch:

just-another-secret-gaygent:

mandatalks:

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

running-with-batfam:

skele-thor:

gothamprince:

syntactition:

Bruce is a dad with five children so please picture him trying to call one of them and getting the name wrong

“DI – JASO – TI – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, COME HERE”

He just calls them all robin and the specific tone of voice indicates who he’s calling

#ok but this is kind of adorable because they all love being called robin#dick hasn’t been robin in nearly a decade but he LOVES it. he loves it#jason won’t admit it but he’s probably all warm inside because he’s included in the family#for tim it’s more normal depending the chronology and he doesn’t find it any weird#and damian’s immediate thought is ‘father is calling the True Robin™ i better answer’

Meanwhile, Stephanie always makes a confused face, points at self, and mouths “Me??!??” before actually coming (regardless if anyone else is actually in the area).

the-zodiac-reaper:

ace-aro-fandroid:

So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

Ur echo has a crush

vxlkyree:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”

thor: you don’t have all the facts

everyone else: which are?

thor: i love him