New Steven Universe Theory you’ve never heard before
Greg will fuck both Blue and Yellow diamond and give Steven siblings
Do you take criticism on your posts op
I take criticism like the diamonds will take Greg’s thundercock
op im going to shatter you
Greg whispered the same thing to the diamonds before he slid in 😔😔😔
The worst thing about this is that OP isn’t wrong. That’s literally what Greg planned to do to stop the Diamonds. “Time to turn on the old Universe charm.” Greg has smashed diamonds before, and plans to do so again. He has had a taste of giant space rock women, and will accept nothing else.
Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that
Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku
He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess
Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.
This is the wholesome content I signed up for
Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:
UHHH I’m reading thanos: the infinity revelation, and thanos goes to steal a holy relic from the Badoon and uh
and then!
What, praytell, the fuck
‘Reptilian origins’ HELLO???
Marvel’s fucking canceled, again. Who designed? Anyone know the author and writer?
Jim Starlin wrote it!
He’s credited with the lineart/pencils, too.
For goyim who might be confused, the issue here is that there’s a lot of conspiracy theorists who either metaphorically or seriously identify the jewish peoples as being secretly “reptilian”, suggesting we’re inhuman monsters in disguise seeking to infiltrate and conquer Christendom. Here, Starlin has taken the warmongering misogynist reptilian alien race called the Badoon and overtly identified them with Judaism by using the symbol of a six-pointed star in their temple.
Fucking hang him.
There’s even a ner tamid hanging up why is this man so hateful