How about instead of taking Gal Gadot out they team up and kick some nasty peopleâs asses?
TEAM UP
Diana does have a twin. Two Wonder Women, one made from white clay and one from black.Â
Iâd give my entire college fund to see this happen! đđ˝â¤ď¸
Team up! Team up! Team up!
Her name is Nubia. In the comics, she was also sculpted from clay, like Diana, only she was kidnapped by Ares and trained to fight by him. She was made to literally be Dianaâs equal in every way, and even uses the name Wonder Woman as well.
This is the kind of shit we need; grown-ass celebrity men who are out there making fanart and showing vulnerability and putting themselves out there and destroying toxic masculinity and replacing it with emotionally intelligent, self-aware, secure masculinity.
What one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think. I learned this the hard way, a long, long time ago. And now, I will never be the same. Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins
wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because âaverage civilian is dating Batman!!â and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going âpaybacks a bitchâ and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters
Imagine a story where Superman and the Flash have temporarily lost their powers, but they solve a crime by combining their skills as an investigative journalist and forensic scientist.
âŚI am so profoundly disappointed to discover, after a surface googling, that this has in fact never been done.
So many âlost their powersâ stories, but never this potential taken advantage of.
j*kerâs one of the only rogues i can think of whoâs PURPOSEFULLY been used by writers as a homophobic device. like grant morrison âattraction to monstrous and the perverseâ or whatever the fuck wanted joker crossdressing to show how disgusting he was cos morrison hated trans ppl like heâs been used for decades to show how evil gay and trans ppl are he was written as gay in the 70s for that exact reason so likeâŚâŚ donât expect ppl to just be fine out of nowhere with your gay joker headcanon esp if youâre not gay yourself !
no other batvillains have been used in this way that i can think of tbhâŚ. maybe riddler because of the flamboyance? aside from thatâŚâŚâŚ joker is literally a homophobic device in comicsÂ
another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock, or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i donât know what to tell you.
âWhat is that?â
Superman followed the direction of Batmanâs gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Supermanâs feet. âOh! Hey Francis. Is that for me?â
âCaw,â said Francis.
âDo you have a pet crow?â Batman asked.
âNo, I donât have pets,â Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap.
âYou named it.â
âNot this specific one,â Superman explained. âI just call all the crows Francis.â
â⌠why.â
âCaw, caw,â said Francis with a flap of its wings.
âI donât know. Just calling them âcrowâ felt rude after a while. Iâd name them individually but I canât actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One-Eyed Francis.â Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants.
âWhy Francis?â
Superman shrugged. âItâs gender neutral. I donât want to misgender them just because theyâre birds.â
âOf course you donât,â Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis.
âCaw,â Francis added.
âDo you keep dog treats in your utility belt?â Superman asked.
âWhy would I do that.â
â⌠in case you meet a dog that needs to know heâs a good boy?â Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. âSee, it was a yes or no question, I donât know why everything has to be such a production with you,â Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the birdâs feet. âHere you are, Francis. Keep up the good work.â
âCaw, caw,â Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a flutter of black wings.
âYouâre unbelievable,â Batman said, shaking his head again.
Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. âYou know,â he said, âitâs really weird seeing you in costume during the day.â
âDonât start.â
âItâs like seeing your teacher at the mall.â
âDonât think I wonât take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to.â
Superman shrugged. âIâm just saying.â
ButâŚwhat if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesnât seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but theyâre not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her âWeird Stuff About Clark Kentâ file.
Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off.
Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent.
Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kentâs glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds.