ladyshinga:

callmebliss:

gallusrostromegalus:

hyratel:

amelie-not-amelia:

catchymemes:

“My mom
has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being
evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

Mom priorities

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

#priorities

Before I scrolled for context this picture looked like some surreal-ass modern art I didn’t get

lameblr:

I know this girl who is very conventionally attractive and probably every 3 months or so she posts on Facebook “anyone want to cash app me $5 for my birthday?” and none of the guys have caught on yet. She be having 4 birthdays a year and these thirsty guys are like “just sent it beautiful enjoy your day” and that is hot privilege