fairylights-are-the-shit:

me looking at chubby/fat people: Yes! Fucking beautiful! Gods and goddesses! I am aching at all the perfection!

me looking at people with stretchmarks: ‘Tis wonderful! I am in love!

me looking at people with asymmetrical faces: Flawless! I have fallen and can’t get up! My heart can’t probably take it!

me looking at myself having all those features: Absolutely barbaric! Someone get this failure out of here!