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horrorhorizon:

gloomyfairyland:

tilthat:

TIL about “whisker fatigue” in cats – they eat only from the center of their food bowls and then cry about it because brushing their whiskers on the side of the bowl causes sensory overload

via reddit.com

AW

This is why pet stores sell flat dishes for cat food that helps with the problem. If you can get your cat a flat dish.

chazkuangshi:

yipyap:

obviouscaptain:

yipyap:

babyboomerbullshit:

Oh No! tattoos!

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

they’re boyfriends

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

plasmalogical:

botanyshitposts:

honeybottledrip:

3blush:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl7-9QZgea_/

this is so magical, it looks like little plants begin to grow and thrive at the bottom

this is a very common thing for mosses!! they’ve made themselves so resistant to water loss that they can squeeze out all intercellular water in the dry season, hang out like that for months or however long it takes for water to come back to their environment, and then ‘wake up’ when they can replenish their cells and resume photosynthesis!! a fun thing to try is to dry out a moss and then drip water on it and watch it come back to life!!

chug

mothbug:

mothbug:

every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

zenpencils:

KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

twitterlols:

this has me so weak

one-in-lemillion:

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

mgsotacon:

e-seal:

mgsotacon:

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

me? I can have Rat Power?

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

@parrotfishteeth

katesattic:

what-even-is-thiss:

conversationswithamillennial:

fangirltothefullest:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

This is oddly unsettling.