hannahberrie:

                             Richie came bopping down to the stream, glanced at Ben with 
                                       some interest, and then pinched Eddie’s cheek.
                                     “Don’t do that! I hate it when you do that, Richie.”
                              “Ah, you love it Eds,” Richie said, and beamed at him.

ferociouslys:

someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy 

me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone

me aloud: i just think it’s neat

baku:

for real though if they ever do find the ‘’’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ pls can straight allies claim to be gay and baffle the scientists because they cant find a gay gene within them and therefor we can undo the notion that the gay gene exists

because we all know the only reason why they want to find the ‘’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’ is because they want to

  • find out before birth which babies are gay so their parents can abort them/give them up for adoption based on that
  • try to forcibly remove the gay gene from those children when they’re born because being gay is still seen as something bad 
  • make homosexuality go right back to being classed as a disease that needs to be ‘fixed’

literally no good can come from ‘’’’’’the gay gene’’’’’’ being found

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny