If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

official-estonia:

me dragging my blanket around the whole damn house cuz all of me must be toasty

gahdamnpunk:

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

If you were curious, that’s $714.33 in 2018 numbers.

It’s also approximately what I make for two weeks’ Labor.

juilletdeux:

Zuhair Murad | Fall/Winter 2018 Couture

@setepenre-set second one Temptress dress?

hayleemorice:

✨✨✨

gahdamnpunk:

There’s literally no justifying to why it costs SO MUCH

jancyshorcrux:

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

ostrich-cakes:

My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation.