peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all
Managing to fit any awkward silence into 6 seconds is a talent unto itself
You have indeed felt a great loss, but love is a form of energy, and it swirls all around us. The Air Nomads’ love for you has not left this world. It is still inside of your heart.
All of these mosquitos are trapped in this spider’s web! (Source)
Spider gots the meal
A successful spider. Hes made it
We have spiders like this one all over! A big reason I tried hard to stop fearing and killing spiders was because of spiders like this. We had a huge mosquito problem around our house one year, and one day I went outside and saw almost no mosquitoes- but I did see several barn spiders sitting in their webs. Their webs were black, thick with dead mosquitoes. They single handedly (eight handedly?) decimated the mosquito scourge, and there were maybe only ten total spiders doing it. I’ve appreciated them for it ever since. Spiders are good.
“When a woman says, “This man raped me a long time ago,” we say, “But that was in the past. He can’t change the past.” When a girl says, “This boy raped me last night,” we say, “But his future! We can’t wreck his future.” And there she stands, suspended between his past and his future, with no value of her own except for how much she’s worth to whichever political party is feeling desperate today.”