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*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

tilthat:

TIL the world’s oldest beer advertisement was on a Mesopotamian Stone Tablet dated approximately 4000 BC. It read “Drink Elba, the beer with the heart of a lion” and was accompanied by a “large breasted woman holding goblets of beer in each hand”

via ift.tt

reimenaashelyee:

Witch’s Apprentice, Sabbath Sisters and Nekomancy

marius7th:

big-gay-bird:

uuddlrlrba-start:

tubacondom:

beaux-knows:

American healthcare system be like

I️ fucking hate this

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

More like

I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

candygarnet:

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

theinfiknight:

viral-inflection:

sir-keaton:

silverhawk:

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.

Whoa

thevriscourse:

thevriscourse:

antipathy for real people in favor of fictional characters is nothing new but telltale laying off 250 employees and cancelling the last of the walking dead games sure did bring it to the forefront

like this is how fucking bad it is but sure you wont get your $60 game about people shouting and being unpleasant at each other near some zombies and thats the real heartbreak

m0nster-c00kie:

dukeofbookingham:

thealmightylandlady:

drinkingisgoodforyou:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

Ke$ha=>Toby Fox=>My Chemical Romance, a playlist by ginger_west on Spotify

Again with the weird detour through epic rap battles of history..

notbeingconstructive:

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

now THAT’s arty.

falastinniya:

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.