stimman3000:

stimman3000:

planning on being cremated and just absolutely cramming handfuls of popcorn seeds into every orfice of my body as im on my deathbed so the crematorium people get to have a fun suprise :•)

*my family members lose their composure and break down in tears as the priest frantically tries to stuff all the popcorn with bits of my charred flesh stuck to it into my urn but pieces keep escaping and hitting people in the crowd*

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap – Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve